Douchetender
That douchetender is a self-proclaimed expert of bourbons, but has tried only two of 40 bourbons in the bar.
Douchetender by Gigi S. January 21, 2020
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doucheherder
(doosh'-her-der) Noun. A douchebag with the ability to draw other douchebags to his or her circle of lunacy and convince them to perpetuate the original douchebag's agenda, most commonly seen in the arena of politics and government, but can define anyone in any walk of life with the ability to draw others into their own crazy plight.
That person is such a doucheherder. I can't believe they got all of those other douchebags to come together and agree with them.
doucheherder by _Harry_Pothead November 28, 2013
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douchetexter
Some one who uses text messages and/or chats like a douchebag.
Behaviours can include: Waiting days or weeks before responding. Texting at inappropriate time such as sleepytime and important meetings. Creating bad acronyms and being an asshat when someone doesn't get it. Inviting people to parties that don't exist or are a sausage fest. Inserting awkward pauses into otherwise smooth conversions, especially when an answer is required for marital, work or other interpersonal affairs.
Behaviours can include: Waiting days or weeks before responding. Texting at inappropriate time such as sleepytime and important meetings. Creating bad acronyms and being an asshat when someone doesn't get it. Inviting people to parties that don't exist or are a sausage fest. Inserting awkward pauses into otherwise smooth conversions, especially when an answer is required for marital, work or other interpersonal affairs.
Joe's phone rings during an important business
Joe: Pardon me, Lynette, is such a douchetexter, she knew I was in a meeting right now.
VP of Sales: No it's ok, I think we can discuss this promotion in a another 6 months.
VP of Sales Leaves in a hurry.
Lynette's Text: U r in a meeting now, huh? Do u still have the Thundercats as ur ringtone?
Joe's Text: Yes :(
Joe: Pardon me, Lynette, is such a douchetexter, she knew I was in a meeting right now.
VP of Sales: No it's ok, I think we can discuss this promotion in a another 6 months.
VP of Sales Leaves in a hurry.
Lynette's Text: U r in a meeting now, huh? Do u still have the Thundercats as ur ringtone?
Joe's Text: Yes :(
douchetexter by Sqeaky July 30, 2011
mickey mousing
In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006
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Haram ball
A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
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