douchescrote

1. A complete waste of blood and flesh,
also
2. A person who doesn't deserve to live.

Jarod: Dude, check it, I brought over "Journey: Greatest Hits!"

Nathan: You fucking douchescrote.

by Kuhn41 March 1, 2010

douchestrogen

The hormone that a woman creates in her body that makes her exceptionally douchey.

Wow. Ali has posted her face pic 10 times in the last 2 hours on instagram. Her douchestrogen levels must be high today.

by TrenchtheWrench June 17, 2018

douchescovery

finding out someone's a douche.

We made a douchescovery, seems he's been gossiping and sharing personal information and photos with everyone while juggling several different girls and lying to them each about the others.

by sokeri February 24, 2010

Douchecrate

A Douchecrate is someone whom are bags and bags of douche's in one big mass, hence, a douchecrate.

For exampla; visual kei kaoru: he's a douche, she's a douche, jack's a douche
visual kei kaoru: it sounds fine to me
visual kei kaoru: hahah
Lunatic: all of that combined=a douchecrate

by Chieko Feat. Systom May 2, 2008

douchecrate

A person is an excessive douche, more that a simple douchebag. Term is derived from a crate of douches which would imply multiple douches.

Man, that guy is douchecrate.
Douchecrate, shut the Hell up.

by Jake Schepers April 18, 2006

douchesnorter

someone who snorts douche (cum) and enjoys it.

fuck, that guys such a fucking douchesnorter.

by Ralfa February 29, 2008

Douchecrate

A Douchecrate is someone whom are bags and bags of douche's in one big mass, hence, a douchecrate.

For example;
visual kei kaoru: he's a douche, she's a douche, jack's a douche
visual kei kaoru: it sounds fine to me
visual kei kaoru: hahah
Lunatic: all of that combined=a douchecrate

by Chieko Feat. Systom May 3, 2008