douchepiece  

A hands-free phone worn on the ear, used anywhere outside of a vehicle.

It was a terrible first date...the guy wore his douchepiece the whole time.

douchepiece by Juliana Gallin October 15, 2008

douchepick 

A douchebag who doesn't know he's a douchebag.

Why the fuck doesn't that guy see his problem? What a douchepick!

douchepick by OSUrulz August 20, 2007

douchepine 

(doosha-pahyn)
A douchebag who applies excessive amounts of gel in order to spike his hair.

Matt thought that spiking his hair would give him a better chance of picking up ladies at the party, but he ended up looking like a douchepine.

douchepine by themilkmantrink August 7, 2011

douchepickle 

A seemingly helpful and congenial person who has little trouble destroying your life. Unlike the typical douche, this variant is hidden behind a fresh and crispy exterior, but is soon revealed to be rotten, with a filthy center that eats you from the inside.

Douchpickle says: "We think you would be perfect for this job and just a great fit for our culture"

Douchepickle means: "I will work to ensure you have not a shred of self-respect left at the end of this interview process"

douchepickle by mamamele November 21, 2009

douchebiebery

Pronounced douche-bieber-ee
Invented by the moose, aka Jared Padalecki in an angry tweet wanting to deport Justin Bieber, and he described his actions as "douchebiebery" which is a combination of douchebaggey and bieber. Can be used to insult justin or his actions, and possibly any beliebers.

Belieber: OmFG #CuTtingForBieBer !!!111!!1!!!!

Person: eew ur really gonna do that for all the douchebiebery justin did? You must be a simple minded ass-kissing peasant.

Belieber: omg !!1!1!1!!! No dont insult da biebs!!1!1! Cutting isnt a joke!!

Person: well why would u cut for a person who obviously doesnt care about his fans if hes letting them do this....

Belieber: you dont know what ur talking about !! He loves us!

Person: bitch, please.

douchebiebery by DaMoose February 4, 2014

douchepreneur

N. A douchepreneur is an unemployed douche that loves bragging about the dozens of startups he/she had a role in & can't wait pitch their latest failure. They usually have robust a social media presence including a seemingly impressive resume on Linkedin. When asked their job title, they'll state vague, nebulous catch-alls like "entrepreneur", "business coach", "idea generator", and "strategist".

"What do you do for a living?"

"I'm a entrepreneur and idea generator"

"Great, so who pays you for that?"

"Nobody right now but check out my linkedin page, my three facebook pages, my twitter account, and two of my personal websites that simply link to the aforementioned social media sites."

"Oh so you're a _douchepreneur_, then. Gotcha."

douchepreneur by ZWarwich March 6, 2014

douchepipe

n. Literally, the hollow, slender tube of a douche that is partially inserted into a woman's vagina while douching.

In the modern vernacular, a derogatory term descriptive of a disagreeable person whose personality is such that to tie it with the related epithet douchebag is not sufficiently insulting or abraisive.

Gary didn't fill up the gas tank when he returned my car. Not only that, but he took my spare tire! That douchepipe is crazy if he thinks he can borrow my ride again!

douchepipe by Kevin Howlett January 24, 2004