douchepiece
douchepiece by Juliana Gallin October 15, 2008
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douchepick
douchepick by OSUrulz August 20, 2007
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douchepine
Matt thought that spiking his hair would give him a better chance of picking up ladies at the party, but he ended up looking like a douchepine.
douchepine by themilkmantrink August 7, 2011
douchepickle
A seemingly helpful and congenial person who has little trouble destroying your life. Unlike the typical douche, this variant is hidden behind a fresh and crispy exterior, but is soon revealed to be rotten, with a filthy center that eats you from the inside.
Douchpickle says: "We think you would be perfect for this job and just a great fit for our culture"
Douchepickle means: "I will work to ensure you have not a shred of self-respect left at the end of this interview process"
Douchepickle means: "I will work to ensure you have not a shred of self-respect left at the end of this interview process"
douchepickle by mamamele November 21, 2009
douchebiebery
Pronounced douche-bieber-ee
Invented by the moose, aka Jared Padalecki in an angry tweet wanting to deport Justin Bieber, and he described his actions as "douchebiebery" which is a combination of douchebaggey and bieber. Can be used to insult justin or his actions, and possibly any beliebers.
Invented by the moose, aka Jared Padalecki in an angry tweet wanting to deport Justin Bieber, and he described his actions as "douchebiebery" which is a combination of douchebaggey and bieber. Can be used to insult justin or his actions, and possibly any beliebers.
Belieber: OmFG #CuTtingForBieBer !!!111!!1!!!!
Person: eew ur really gonna do that for all the douchebiebery justin did? You must be a simple minded ass-kissing peasant.
Belieber: omg !!1!1!1!!! No dont insult da biebs!!1!1! Cutting isnt a joke!!
Person: well why would u cut for a person who obviously doesnt care about his fans if hes letting them do this....
Belieber: you dont know what ur talking about !! He loves us!
Person: bitch, please.
Person: eew ur really gonna do that for all the douchebiebery justin did? You must be a simple minded ass-kissing peasant.
Belieber: omg !!1!1!1!!! No dont insult da biebs!!1!1! Cutting isnt a joke!!
Person: well why would u cut for a person who obviously doesnt care about his fans if hes letting them do this....
Belieber: you dont know what ur talking about !! He loves us!
Person: bitch, please.
douchebiebery by DaMoose February 4, 2014
douchepreneur
N. A douchepreneur is an unemployed douche that loves bragging about the dozens of startups he/she had a role in & can't wait pitch their latest failure. They usually have robust a social media presence including a seemingly impressive resume on Linkedin. When asked their job title, they'll state vague, nebulous catch-alls like "entrepreneur", "business coach", "idea generator", and "strategist".
"What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a entrepreneur and idea generator"
"Great, so who pays you for that?"
"Nobody right now but check out my linkedin page, my three facebook pages, my twitter account, and two of my personal websites that simply link to the aforementioned social media sites."
"Oh so you're a _douchepreneur_, then. Gotcha."
"I'm a entrepreneur and idea generator"
"Great, so who pays you for that?"
"Nobody right now but check out my linkedin page, my three facebook pages, my twitter account, and two of my personal websites that simply link to the aforementioned social media sites."
"Oh so you're a _douchepreneur_, then. Gotcha."
douchepreneur by ZWarwich March 6, 2014
douchepipe
n. Literally, the hollow, slender tube of a douche that is partially inserted into a woman's vagina while douching.
In the modern vernacular, a derogatory term descriptive of a disagreeable person whose personality is such that to tie it with the related epithet douchebag is not sufficiently insulting or abraisive.
In the modern vernacular, a derogatory term descriptive of a disagreeable person whose personality is such that to tie it with the related epithet douchebag is not sufficiently insulting or abraisive.
Gary didn't fill up the gas tank when he returned my car. Not only that, but he took my spare tire! That douchepipe is crazy if he thinks he can borrow my ride again!
douchepipe by Kevin Howlett January 24, 2004
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
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