Douchefucking

The ability to make up words while finding it funny to be an asshole, usually done by a small dickless rat like child, or NM.

Girl: did you hear that kid douchefucking?
Guy: yeah chances are he's a douchefucker.

by coup Seville February 9, 2010

Douchefucking cockhead

A vile human, someone who literally can suck a dick

Hilaire is such a Douchefucking cockhead, Someone should punch him in the balls!

by SNACKTAPUS May 25, 2018

Douchecockington the Third

The Act of being a douche and a capitalist at the same time.

"Jordan was such a Douchecockington the Third last night I thought he bought out Microsoft last night."

by roflwaffle08 December 9, 2008

DoucheFuckMcGee

When somebody is such a douche they feel the need to fuck a bag of McDonalds while screaming at the top of their lungs "GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Jim: Look at that guy he's such a DoucheFuckMcGee.
Bob: I know! It's also a huge waste of the ten piece chicken McNugget meal.

by Butt Huffer McBitchin July 9, 2010