DoucheKnuckle
An individual who consistantly acts like an asshole, always causing problems and on top of that, is an absolute knucklehead.
DoucheKnuckle by Tmizzie October 22, 2008
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girl1: dude, Brandon is such a douchefuckle!
girl2: douchefuckle?
girl1: he's such a shithead that no other word seemed appropriate.
girl2: douchefuckle?
girl1: he's such a shithead that no other word seemed appropriate.
douchefuckle by donkeycorns August 11, 2010
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Douche Knuckle
Tony: Hey man Tap is such a Douche Knuckle!
Adam: Why do you say that?
Tony: That Douche Knuckle stole a twelve pack of Yuengling from my porch at 3:00 AM on New Years Eve.
Adam: Wow... Really? Did he ask anyone first?
Tony: Nah... That is the fucked up thing, all that Douche Knuckle had to do was ask and I would have given him the damn beer.
Adam: Wow, he really is a Douche Knuckle.
Adam: Why do you say that?
Tony: That Douche Knuckle stole a twelve pack of Yuengling from my porch at 3:00 AM on New Years Eve.
Adam: Wow... Really? Did he ask anyone first?
Tony: Nah... That is the fucked up thing, all that Douche Knuckle had to do was ask and I would have given him the damn beer.
Adam: Wow, he really is a Douche Knuckle.
Douche Knuckle by Dr. Kennith Ian Buss January 2, 2010
douche-knuckle
douche-knuckle: origin - early 2000's fournese; definition - one who acts like a douche bag and a knuckle head simultaneously
douche-knuckle by hightechdave April 14, 2010
doucheknocker
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some doucheknocker neutralised a hat!!! ♪
{~850ms silence}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some doucheknocker neutralised a hat!!! ♪
{~850ms silence}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
doucheknocker by Telephony January 23, 2021
Douche Knuckle
A cross between a complete douche and somebody stupid, proven more effect at winning an argument than two camels in a tiny car.
Douche Knuckle by paigiesaurpandemic September 10, 2010
douche knuckle
1. The point where the douche nozzle bends.
2. Another word for douche nozzle because it sounds better.
2. Another word for douche nozzle because it sounds better.
1. Wow, the douche knuckle is very similar to a bendy straw, must've been invented by the same guy.
2. I'm sick of that douche knuckle always talkin shit, i'm gonna kick his ass.
2. I'm sick of that douche knuckle always talkin shit, i'm gonna kick his ass.
douche knuckle by R. Myers March 14, 2008
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