DoucheKnuckle

An individual who consistantly acts like an asshole, always causing problems and on top of that, is an absolute knucklehead.

Wow that guy at the bar may be the biggest doucheknuckle ever.

by Tmizzie October 22, 2008

douchefuckle

an insult used when no other insult is enough to express your anger and/or annoyance.

girl1: dude, Brandon is such a douchefuckle!
girl2: douchefuckle?
girl1: he's such a shithead that no other word seemed appropriate.

by donkeycorns August 11, 2010

Douche Knuckle

Noun: Doosh Nuck-le A person who attends a party and then steals beer from the host while leaving.

Tony: Hey man Tap is such a Douche Knuckle!
Adam: Why do you say that?
Tony: That Douche Knuckle stole a twelve pack of Yuengling from my porch at 3:00 AM on New Years Eve.
Adam: Wow... Really? Did he ask anyone first?
Tony: Nah... That is the fucked up thing, all that Douche Knuckle had to do was ask and I would have given him the damn beer.
Adam: Wow, he really is a Douche Knuckle.

by Dr. Kennith Ian Buss January 2, 2010

douche-knuckle

douche-knuckle: origin - early 2000's fournese; definition - one who acts like a douche bag and a knuckle head simultaneously

mind-tingling, pasta-fucking, nipple-kicking douche-knuckles everywhere!!

by hightechdave April 14, 2010

doucheknocker

A female version of a fartknocker or a buttknocker.

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some doucheknocker neutralised a hat!!! ♪
{~850ms silence}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony January 23, 2021

Douche Knuckle

A cross between a complete douche and somebody stupid, proven more effect at winning an argument than two camels in a tiny car.

SHUT UP DOUCHE KNUCKLE

by paigiesaurpandemic September 10, 2010

douche knuckle

1. The point where the douche nozzle bends.
2. Another word for douche nozzle because it sounds better.

1. Wow, the douche knuckle is very similar to a bendy straw, must've been invented by the same guy.
2. I'm sick of that douche knuckle always talkin shit, i'm gonna kick his ass.

by R. Myers March 14, 2008