Definitions by cosmonautlaunchpad

douche chills 

The intense feeling, very similar to a shiver up your spine, that can be invoked simply from being in the presence of a douche bag. Usually triggered by a specific douchey act or statement.

e.g. I got douche chills when the kid with the pink polo shirt flipped his collar up.

douche chills by cosmonautlaunchpad August 1, 2007