douchebag bag
A bag of douchebags.
douchebag bag by Bob blowme December 25, 2007
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Douche Bag in Training
n. An adolescent or child who either exhibits douche bag behaviors, or is being raised by a certifiable douche bag.
The graphic-t wearing little Douche Bag in Training rushed to the temporary tatoo booth to see all the new tribal designs.
Douche Bag in Training by despot ruler January 20, 2010
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Hashtag Douche bag
"I cant believe her email consisted of so many hash tags. Shes turning into a real Hashtag Douche bag"
Hashtag Douche bag by hambamthanxmam December 13, 2013
Douche Bag Mafia
A group of people that believe they are better than everyone else. Total pricks that live to piss on all us normal folk. Total cock smokers who live in a bubble and believe they are god.
Landlord that thinks you are responsible for fixing broken air conditioner in the home you are renting and then forces you to move out!
"Excuse me Mr. Renter would you please bend over while I shove my Mafia foot up your ass!"
"Let me see how can I fuck a perfectly normal person up today? Let me begin by shitting on someones coat!"
Take every Douche Bag Mafia bastard and shove your foot up there ass and wiggle your toes!
"Excuse me Mr. Renter would you please bend over while I shove my Mafia foot up your ass!"
"Let me see how can I fuck a perfectly normal person up today? Let me begin by shitting on someones coat!"
Take every Douche Bag Mafia bastard and shove your foot up there ass and wiggle your toes!
Douche Bag Mafia by Klingers Nose September 15, 2011
The High School Douche Bag
A young male who usually has at least 2 of these characteristics: Arrogant, annoying, rude, selfish, self-absorbed, inconsiderate, or enjoys putting others down.
A majority of "popular guys" at your school can be classified as a douche bag.
His activities may include disrespecting girls, cracking "your mom" jokes, disrespecting teachers, making fun of everyone around him, skipping class, or attempting a cover of someone who doesn't deserve to be called a rapper.
They especially like to insult students who are weird (liking different things, having different hobbies, ect. than the douche bag thinks is acceptable).
A majority of "popular guys" at your school can be classified as a douche bag.
His activities may include disrespecting girls, cracking "your mom" jokes, disrespecting teachers, making fun of everyone around him, skipping class, or attempting a cover of someone who doesn't deserve to be called a rapper.
They especially like to insult students who are weird (liking different things, having different hobbies, ect. than the douche bag thinks is acceptable).
Drake enjoyed bullying anyone who was "weird" in his eyes, and soon was known as the high school douche bag.
The High School Douche Bag by Justabandgirl August 6, 2012
Hashtag Douche Bag
Someone who uses Twitter obsessively and is a complete Douche about it. Someones whos tweets are consistently boring and pointless or self evaluating
Did you see Roman's last tweet? 'Roman just left the gym. Benchpressed 250. New Record! Gonna go break some hearts at the club now' That guy is such a Hashtag Douche bag
Hashtag Douche Bag by Dannyf11 May 17, 2011
douche bag flag
Noun: The popped collar on polo shirts. Traits attributed to collar poppers are arrogance and some times delusions of grandeur.
Those flying the douche bag flag are often called assholes or womanizers, and most have trouble running game. Douche bag flaggers wearing pink are flying the flag extra high.
Those flying the douche bag flag are often called assholes or womanizers, and most have trouble running game. Douche bag flaggers wearing pink are flying the flag extra high.
Girl 1: This party's pretty gross. Who's that hottie over there?
Girl 2: Who?
Girl 1: The guy with the faux hawk, aviators, and popped collar?
Girl 2: I can't tell which dude out of the frat pack you're talking about, but they're all douche bag flaggin'. I mean, if you want to get drunk and sleep with an asshole, be my guest, but you'll wake up full of herps and regret.
Girl 2: Who?
Girl 1: The guy with the faux hawk, aviators, and popped collar?
Girl 2: I can't tell which dude out of the frat pack you're talking about, but they're all douche bag flaggin'. I mean, if you want to get drunk and sleep with an asshole, be my guest, but you'll wake up full of herps and regret.
douche bag flag by McSantos May 18, 2009
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