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douche-rocket by idgaflol December 5, 2007
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Douche Rocket
Douche Rocket by B.B. Mc Snatchincrack July 4, 2018
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douche rocket
A word to describe an asshole or more commonly, a douche. There are 5 rungs of the douche hierarchy: asshole, douche, douche bag, douche nozzle and right at the top, (displaying unfettered amounts of douche), douche rocket.When someone is so douchey they can no longer be described as a douche nozzle, the big guns are brought out and douche rocket is used.
douche rocket by mwoo September 8, 2008
Douche Rocket
Someone with over extrodinary "douchy" or dumb traits...or for someone that said a dumb remark...almost always used as an insult.
Douche Rocket by Sterhelio July 27, 2004
douche rocket
someone who exceeds the rating of douche bag by such a phenomenal level that they must have been launched into douchebaggedness by some form of highly flammable fuel
douche rocket by t/c May 5, 2008
Douche Rocket
Jim: Dude, Can you believe Steve? He Showed up late and drunk to my wedding. Then he tried to get with my wife!
Joe: What a Douche Rocket.
Joe: What a Douche Rocket.
Douche Rocket by Mr. Danger February 16, 2008
Douche Rocket
Someone who exceeds every definition of douchebag that their own douchie-ness has propelled them into outer space via a rocket engine.
Tommy shows up at every wedding reception just to get free food and drink. Even when he's not invited. What a DOUCHE ROCKET.
Douche Rocket by Cabbage Fartz August 3, 2009
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