douche-cunt
a combination of the two insults douche and cunt, it is hyphinated and is a pretty badass insult if you ask me
douche-cunt by fo_scho May 4, 2006
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Douche Cunt
(doosh-kunt)
n. vulgar slang (tee-hee)
1. A stream of water or a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for sanitary reasons -and- the human female genitalia combined
2. Someone who genuinely is; or can be categorized as; a douche cunt
pl. douchecunts
n. vulgar slang (tee-hee)
1. A stream of water or a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for sanitary reasons -and- the human female genitalia combined
2. Someone who genuinely is; or can be categorized as; a douche cunt
pl. douchecunts
Douche Cunt by Jake-a-Jew February 1, 2006
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rancid douche cunt
The term used to describe the dirtiest of all the cunts. Used generally to describe the foulest dirtiest bitch you have ever come in contact with. It can also be used to describe the horrific state of a womans vagina.
My girlfriend Jessica fucked my best friend in my bed last night, she is such a rancid douche cunt.
I took that random bitch home fromm the bar last night, but when I went to take off her pants I puked my face off the smell was so horrible. Man did she ever have a randic douche cunt!!
I took that random bitch home fromm the bar last night, but when I went to take off her pants I puked my face off the smell was so horrible. Man did she ever have a randic douche cunt!!
rancid douche cunt by Blarticus August 6, 2006
Douche Bag Cunt
Douche Bag Cunt by Toadz August 27, 2006
douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget
a person thats basically a complete PRICK and is usually a friend of yours that always finds a way to...
A. Step on ur game
B. Ruin a existing relationship
C. Cannot keep mouth shut even over life or death situations
D. and finally is a complete dumbass
A. Step on ur game
B. Ruin a existing relationship
C. Cannot keep mouth shut even over life or death situations
D. and finally is a complete dumbass
You: Wow ur brother is a douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget
Ex-Girlfriend: LOL WTF what is that
You: your brothers new nickname "lol"
Ex-Girlfriend: and why is that lol
You: he just called my girlfriend a slut and we almost broke up cuz of another douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget blowing everything out of the water....
Ex-Girlfriend: Lol well HAHAHAHAHA!!! I like the new nick name im gonna call him that to :)
Ex-Girlfriend: LOL WTF what is that
You: your brothers new nickname "lol"
Ex-Girlfriend: and why is that lol
You: he just called my girlfriend a slut and we almost broke up cuz of another douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget blowing everything out of the water....
Ex-Girlfriend: Lol well HAHAHAHAHA!!! I like the new nick name im gonna call him that to :)
douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget by The Guitar Hero January 11, 2009
douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget
douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget by golf-freak93 January 30, 2008
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