A vehicle typically driven by white teens aged 16 - 20 that has had a body kit installed, an enormous spoiler, and an after market exhaust whose "performance gains vs. decibel level" ratio is questionable at best.
Vehicles commonly turned into douche rods are the Honda Civic and Chevrolet Cavalier (model years 1990-1995).
It is a requirement of all douche rod pilots to recline their seat to the maximum setting, presumably to reduce drag or increase the ease of receiving oral sex from their copilot.
Vehicles commonly turned into douche rods are the Honda Civic and Chevrolet Cavalier (model years 1990-1995).
It is a requirement of all douche rod pilots to recline their seat to the maximum setting, presumably to reduce drag or increase the ease of receiving oral sex from their copilot.
"I didn't realize the Douche Rod Expo at the mall parking lot was a year-round event"
"I wish these kids in their douche rods would stop driving by my house at night so I could get some sleep"
"Grandma couldn't afford a reasonable used car; now she looks pretty silly driving around in that douche rod"
"I wish these kids in their douche rods would stop driving by my house at night so I could get some sleep"
"Grandma couldn't afford a reasonable used car; now she looks pretty silly driving around in that douche rod"
by JDidds October 26, 2012
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"No man, he's not just a douche, he's a douche rod!"
"No man, he's not just a douche, he's a douche rod!"
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douche rod is a guy who is useful for one thing which is using his cock to siphon out the smell of a girl who has a nasty smelling pussy.
by Sir H.C. Notneb November 15, 2016
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"That guy won't stop yelling about the girls who won't sleep with him and the intellectuals who won't listen to him. What a doucherocket!"
by jumblebox May 1, 2008
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Definion: Anyone who acts like a total douche or asshole.
take girls virginity and leaves them.
Definion: Anyone who acts like a total douche or asshole.
take girls virginity and leaves them.
by platypussyrex November 15, 2009
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by SJB7676 September 20, 2007
Get the doucherock mug.When a hipster is a douche simply for the sake of being ironic, therefore being double douchey and therefore being double ironic.
"John was being really doucheronic when he said that every rap album that came out after 1998 sucks."
"I hate doucheronic hipsters."
"Check out Jim's doucheronic attire. He claims it's a fashion statement..."
"I hate doucheronic hipsters."
"Check out Jim's doucheronic attire. He claims it's a fashion statement..."
by stackinturtles January 7, 2010
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