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douche lips

A pursing of the lips used primarily by Jersey douchebags when they are posing for a photograph, especially when there is a woman in the picture. Although the exact meaning is unknown, there are several theories. Some say the douche lips are a sign of dominance over the woman in the picture, or the viewer of the photograph -- sort of a "kiss my ass" gesture. Others say the douche lips are meant to look like a human anal sphincter. And still others believe that the douche lips simply signify douche tribe membership to nearby douches, who often have spiked hair, fake tans, and huge, steroid-induced physiques.
To ensure his place in the Douchebag Hall of Fame, Tony made douche lips in every single one of his wedding pictures.
douche lips by Jimmy G. February 3, 2008
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douche bag lips 

An individual who has transcended the status of a "douche bag" or a "douche nozzle". By saying that someone has "douche bag lips" implies that they enjoy catching the douche runoff that the "douche nozzle" would normally collect.
The guy you work with who asks you to smell his fingers after he fingered a chick the night before is a "douche bag lips" Or the guy that hits on other peoples wives at parties that you are attending is a gigantic "douche bag lips"
douche bag lips by KBRADODD March 28, 2008

doucheclipse 

When you are trying to check out a hot girl but her douchey looking boyfriend blocks your view.
Me: Yo, check out that chick over there.
You: I can't see from here man. There's a doucheclipse
doucheclipse by nig_nog August 6, 2014

douchelips

a word to describe someone stupid or someone's stupid or gross actions.
that was a pretty douchelips move.
you're a douchelips.
douchelips by jaXXX. April 20, 2007

douchelips

a stunned cunt who talks shit
megswiese was being a douchelips towards jackie
douchelips by Gemini Nine April 20, 2007

douchelips

a girl whom needs her teeth punched in for talking shit
dude! I hate that douchelips meghan! she's always starting shit with jackie
douchelips by Gemini nine April 21, 2007

Douchelish 

The language douche bags speak. Most douche bags are fluent in Douchelish. This was term mentioned in an episode of "The Soup." Spencer Pratt and Ryan Seacrest are both fluent in Douchelish.
Here's an example two reaaaaally white douche bags speaking douchelish:

Douche 1: "Yo, homie, we meetin some peeps tonight?"

Douche 2: "Aw, yeah, dawg. I wanna get ripped."

Douche 1: "You don't rip, you zip you flip, you trip."

Douche 2: "Aw, hell yeah, homie."
Douchelish by graychan May 18, 2009