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Douche-it 

To act as a douche bag would (i.e. in a manner consistent with douchebaggery). Used interchangeably with "do shit".
Moron: That douche bag is still wearing his pyjamas but he had time to style his 3 foot faux-hawk and apply 3 coats of fake tan.
You: Why do people douche-it like that?
Douche-it by ChaKyle January 28, 2009

douche it up 

A person is already a douchebag. But when he or she gets drunk. It a whole new level of douchery.
damn dude i never thought this guy will douche it up in the club!
douche it up by ndizzle855 March 5, 2011

Douche it down 

A gentle reproach to someone (often a douche) to tone down their douchery.
"Douche it down, bro! You're coming on too strong here"

"You know Bartholomew, you really need to douche it down a notch"

"What's the problem here, why don't y'all douche the fuck down?!"

"Hey Ritik.. Douche it down, and man the fuck up."
Douche it down by babakamdev September 26, 2011

Douche it down 

A gentle reproach to someone tone down their douchery.
"Douche it down, bro! You're coming on too strong here"

"You know Bartholomew, you really need to douche it down"

"What's the problem here, why don't y'all douche the fuck down?!"
Douche it down by babakamdev September 26, 2011

douche it out 

Wash it, usually with fresh water from the faucet.
If you get seawater in it, be sure to douche it out with fresh water before setting the parts out to dry.
douche it out by Craig Johnson January 27, 2004

douche it out 

Ever find yourself stuck in a moment when you wish you could cleanse yourself free from lifes filth?

Then take a moment to douche it out, meaning to start over again with a clean slate.
"I can't believe I just caught my parents having sex. I need to douche it out and forget it happened."
douche it out by jaminique June 14, 2014
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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