douche dong 

The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.

Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.

douche dong by Tappenmehard25 March 3, 2017

douche dong 

The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.

Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.

douche dong by Tappenmehard25 March 3, 2017

douche dongro 

The name for a fatass, wideload dickface weeniehead who fashions hisself as a god.

douche dongro superintends with no example and by fear and utter nonesense.

douche dongro by fartmeister69 March 18, 2011

douchemonger 

1. A person who hordes used douches.

2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.

You're such a douchemonger, Ryan! You ate all the donuts!

douchemonger by Elix March 29, 2005

douchemongerer 

One who practices douchey habits and reflects the douchebag lifestyle. May also like douches. Not to be confused with douchebag, who is simply someone who dresses like a douche.

That man is a douchemongerer.

douchemongerer by douchekiller. August 25, 2009

DoucheMonger 

One who mongers much douchery.

Roby, quit being such a DoucheMonger, geez louise!

DoucheMonger by shmelenix October 24, 2009

douchemongler 

Worse than being a douche, douchemongler is someone who never respects anyone or their possessions.

Paul never respects my feels, he is such a douchemongler.

douchemongler by GainsAboveAll February 21, 2015