douche b

Short for douchebag

My friend Manny is such a douche b!!!

by Douchebcreator February 25, 2018

douche-Barry-B

to jack off in a room full of people, without anyone else knowing.

did u hear how John douche-barry-b'd at that party? he knows how to jack it.

by my name is tan May 26, 2011

Douche Box Hero

An individual who is new to a local bar and proceeds to fill the Jukebox with music that does not reflect the clientele. It is usually a selection of songs that no one has heard of nor wants to hear.,

What the fuck is that shit he's playing? Milli Vanilli, Lou Bega and the Bangles. You should see what else this Douche Box Hero has jammed in here. Dave wants to kick his ass!

by will bitten October 10, 2016

Douche Bag in Training

n. An adolescent or child who either exhibits douche bag behaviors, or is being raised by a certifiable douche bag.

The graphic-t wearing little Douche Bag in Training rushed to the temporary tatoo booth to see all the new tribal designs.

by despot ruler January 20, 2010

Douche buds

Another name for Apple air pods.

That jerk walking down the street can’t hear you, he has his douche buds in.

by GoTerps00 June 16, 2018

Douche Badge

A material possession or human being that is coveted by a douche bag; especially blue jeans with ass-pocket embroidery.

Anything that ornaments the skin, body parts or vehicles of one who is considered to be a douche bag.

"He is an army of one fighting a war with himself and all he has to show for it is that douche badge"

by Glubglubber April 21, 2010

douche-band

A tattoo shaped in a band around a man's bicep - usually of Celtic, tribal or barbed-wire design. It is considered the bro equivalent of a tramp-stamp.

I couldn't believe it when Ted took his shirt off - he had a douche-band right there on his bicep!

by TiffanyX October 5, 2010