douche-band
A tattoo shaped in a band around a man's bicep - usually of Celtic, tribal or barbed-wire design. It is considered the bro equivalent of a tramp-stamp.
douche-band by TiffanyX October 5, 2010
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Douche bands
A fundamental part of the douche attire, douche bands are one or a pair of any chain or barb wire tattoos along the arms. These tattoos scream of douchebaggery.
The more visible and cliche these douche bands are, the douchier the individual. Douche bands on the neck are symptoms of an intense degree of douche bag, most likely the kind that has visited prison multiple times.
The more visible and cliche these douche bands are, the douchier the individual. Douche bands on the neck are symptoms of an intense degree of douche bag, most likely the kind that has visited prison multiple times.
"Holy shit there's a barb wire on your neck! How many times were you a victim or prison bro rape to have to overcompensate with douche bands to look super hardcore?"
Douche bands by PalaceofWisdom July 14, 2009
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Douchebangable
One who is extremely sexy but also a douchebag. you do not want to have any relations with this person because of their douchebaggery. you just want to bang them
Alex: Dayummmm he's sexy
Nikki: Yeah he's a douche though
Taylor: He's douchebangable
Michelle:*nods*
Nikki: Yeah he's a douche though
Taylor: He's douchebangable
Michelle:*nods*
Douchebangable by Trickynikkki28 June 2, 2012
EX-DOUCHEBAND
A man you married because you loved him and thought he loved you back. Until he suffered a mid-life crisis and met someone cuter, skinnier, richer or hornier and decides to dump you off in another state without support, cuts off your alimony and sleeps with your best friend on the down low.
Sophia "Hey girl, why you lookin so depressed the last few months? Come out dancinggg with us!!"
Heather "OMG Sophie, IDK..I wish I could afford it, but working these 3 jobs has got me exhausted..."
Sophia "Girrrrl....this is all cause of your EX-DOUCHEBAND Remind me never to get married..."
Heather "OMG Sophie, IDK..I wish I could afford it, but working these 3 jobs has got me exhausted..."
Sophia "Girrrrl....this is all cause of your EX-DOUCHEBAND Remind me never to get married..."
EX-DOUCHEBAND by ChristyLeeHughes August 14, 2010
DoucheLander
DoucheLander by The Only Douchelander October 3, 2009
doucheland
doucheland by andy1 February 25, 2006
doucheband
doucheband by douchebaghata August 19, 2009
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