douchbauchery
douchbauchery by HoboMiracleMan1 August 7, 2009
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Douchbauchery
the ability of a douchbag salesman to come in on a rude note with a phone to the ear, then not only raid but line his pockets up with free mints at the expense of the company from which they are trying to gain business.
The salesman was duly noted for his douchbauchery.
Douchbauchery by Eulaannaroachconwellberg June 5, 2013
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Douchbauchery
Basically the same meaning as debauchery, but mainly involving sex, drugs, or alcohol. Usually to feel cool or rebellious.
Hey bro you wanna come over after school and smoke some weed?
No no, I find no interest in such douchbauchery. I don't need to be stupid to feel smart.
No no, I find no interest in such douchbauchery. I don't need to be stupid to feel smart.
Douchbauchery by Aussie Candler August 7, 2012
Douchebachery
Douchebachery by Brivan December 9, 2008
Douchebauchery
An excessive indulgence in douchebaggery whereby multiple douchebags or douchebottles gather and openly celebrate their love for hairgel, spray tanning, puckering their lips and throwing gang signs in candid photos, and the other nonsensical actions typifying the douche culture.
Douchebauchery by jvgordy March 7, 2009
douchebachery
Extreme indulgence in acting like a douche. Usually this action is effected in front of others, without concern on how one is perceived, whom these actions affect or consequences in general.
Guy #1: "You should have seen it, dude. I totally made that virgin fall for me, fucked her and then dumped her in the worst way, in front of the whole party. It was an epic!"
Guy #2: "Sounds like douchebachery of Charlie Sheen proportions."
Guy #2: "Sounds like douchebachery of Charlie Sheen proportions."
douchebachery by Ginkgo00 January 3, 2013
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