double secret 

Adjective describing the type of probation the Delta House frat was on in Animal House.

Dean Wormer: We're putting them on double-secret probation!

double secret by RoscoPColetrane October 27, 2004

double secret 

1) The location of Iraq's weapons of mass destruction
2) The location of Osama bin Laden

"You see, Colin, the thing about these WMDs over in Iraq is that they are located in a double secret warehouse! You see, The first secret is Saddam hiding them there, and the second secret is me lying about his single secret warehouse! Isn't my strategery neat?" said G.W.

double secret by pizzozo October 28, 2004

double secret 

When you know that they know, but they dont know that you know.

You know?

I know he knows I'm faking it, but as long as he keeps pretending he dont know, I'm still getting me sum...

double secret by The Tangoman October 26, 2004

double secret 

double the fun and excitement of a regular secret, this secret contains not one, but a wopping TWO, thats right, TWO secrets. double for your money. better then all the rest because it packs double the kick.

Guunter: spsps whisper spsspspsp (first time).
Guunter: spsps whisper spspspspp (second time).
Jamal: Whooaoaoaoa! WHAT? TWO!!?!?! DUUUUUUUDE that was a double secret. man, your so cool.
Guunter: affirmative.

double secret by Lava October 27, 2004

Double Secret Probation

In American colleges, it is the act of being put on academic probation for a second consecutive term, with the possibility of being dismissed if one's GPA is not brought up after the second term. It's called "secret" because the person in question does not want people to know that they are at risk of being dismissed and should be studying instead of doing keg stands.

Originally used in the 1978 American college classic film "Animal House," dean Wormer puts the rowdy Delta Tau Chi fraternity on a "double secret probation," since the Delta House is already on probation. The term has since evolved to mean the act of being on probation while still partying on a regular basis.

Brosef: Let's get those girls from the swimming team over and play some beer pong with them.

Broham: Dude, aren't you on double secret probation?

Brosef: Yeah, whatever. Let's just get drunk with these chicks tonight!

Double Secret Probation by Kegstand0 September 20, 2011

double secret probation

ToGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!

ToGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!

double secret probation by Lil' Jon January 27, 2005

Double Secret Probation

Term used to describe the best weekends, parties, or moments of your life.

"Well buddy, I'm not gonna hesitate when I say this weekend is gonna be Double Secret Probation!"

Double Secret Probation by the product July 26, 2008