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The Uno Dos Tres

When a lad gets a girl so drunk that she can't control herself and proceeds to finger her, thus The Uno Dos Tres.
"Err Tom gave Emma the Uno Dos Tres last night"

Unos Dos Tres Catorce 

The four words that starts U2's hit "Vertigo"

uno dos tres

Spanish numbers. s s s s s s. s s s s s s. s s s s
uno dos tres cuatro cinco seis siete ocho nueve diez once doce trece catorce quince dieciseis diecisiete dieciocho diecinueve veinte

Uno dos no tres she a thot tho 

Those r the great words from Ambjaay
Uno dos no tres she a thot tho we got bitches shakin ass in the lot tho
To attack someone, usually in a frat-style. A group bear hug that is not condoned by the hugged party. Also a group-beating in a friendly fashion (e.g. mercilous smack-down with pillows).

Origins of giving someone a count as to when the attack will commence ("We're giving you to three! Unos-Dos-Tres!")
Alex: "Let's DosTres the new kids."
Adam: "DosTres'ing them is a fantasic bloody idea."
Nick: (grunt like caveman).
DosTres by BungaFiyah October 23, 2012
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026