To attack someone, usually in a frat-style. A group bear hug that is not condoned by the hugged party. Also a group-beating in a friendly fashion (e.g. mercilous smack-down with pillows).
Origins of giving someone a count as to when the attack will commence ("We're giving you to three! Unos-Dos-Tres!")
Alex: "Let's DosTres the new kids."
Adam: "DosTres'ing them is a fantasic bloodyidea."
Nick: (grunt like caveman).
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"