dorsch bag 

1. someone who acts kinda like a douche but is funny

2. a sarcastic son of a bitch

3. gypsy

1. That was a dorsch bag move

2. You're a sack fotching dorsch bag

3. gypsy

dorsch bag by Keith D March 5, 2008

dousch bag 

1. A bag for vaginal discharge at the end of the day

2. A complete fag

3. Something you jokingly call your friend when he/she is being retarded

1. "Hey Sally, can you help me find my dousch bag, some moron at that fourgy we had last night threw it somewhere..."

2. "Man, that guy in those fugly leather pants that tried to dance up on me at the club last night was a total dousche bag."

3. "Hey dousch bag, your cutting those carrots all wrong!!"

dousch bag by Franscine the bitch October 20, 2006

dousch bag 

a bag for vaginal discharge after a heavy night

hey cindy can u pass my dousch bag hunny

dousch bag by fozzy wozzy October 6, 2006

dousch bag 

A person of low demeanor and high levels of inappropriateness, thats a dousch bag.

Men who wear pony-tails through the hole in a baseball cap, Usually from Sri-Lanka, Like a porn director. dousch bag

dousch bag by YoMUm March 13, 2008

dousch bag 

A stupid dumb probably gay person who doesnt do what you want them to do and is annoying sometimes

Carl you dousch bag get those cheetos now! i wont tell you again!

dousch bag by yoman June 3, 2006

dousch baggins 

Anyone who is a friend, that is often made fun of, but not in a hateful way... basically they are said to be part dildo, part doush bag, and part bilbo baggins from lord of the rings...

The great Brandon Lowry was the first person to be referred to as the "dousch baggins"... His nickname will live on in infamy as the greatest dousch baggins of all time...

dousch baggins by D-rek Diggler February 16, 2008

Dooschbag 

Insulting name for Someone who seems to constantley Fuck up

Jeezus mark...your such a Dooschbag...I told you not to sniff the milk

Dooschbag by Che and da joker April 20, 2005