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A man with a belly big enough to cover his pecker during a rain. Short for dick porch.
I'm going to kick you square in the dorch!
Dorch by RevolutionMusic Dave September 3, 2016
When you don't have a porch, but want to act like you do, so you just sit in a chair right outside your front door.
Hey, did you see that dummy sittin' on his dorch chillin' and drinking a Natty Light?
dorch by Makin' TV November 2, 2018
First mentioned by Arianna Huffington during her speech on the death of Senator/murderer Edward Kennedy, and explained by a caller in Michael Savage's radio show to be secret code word for "Hammer and Sickle" used by übermenschen class.
Arianna Huffington: "Senator (Ted) Kennedy passed the dorch."
Its to small to be a deck...yet its to big to be a simple porch.
"yo andrew lets go chill on your dorch!"

"nukka this aint no deck...its a dorch"
Dorch by Andrew and Carly June 11, 2005
Hey guysh, I'm a member of the dorchestra.
Dorch by PYKspeedymix February 9, 2007
Combination of or confluence of a dwelling’s door and porch area.
The delivery package hit the dorch at noon.
dorch by TaPaul0100 February 26, 2021