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An insecure, petty, and dorky douche bag that releases his shortcomings and insecurity by insulting others he is jealous of.

Often times, the dorsh has no people skills and unlike nerds, is n't every smart.

The dorsh will use is own ignorance, to insult others he feels inferior too.

But unlike the douche bag, the dorsh is also very passive aggressive, and does most of his insulting behind your back.
Did you hear about that new dorsh that they hired? He's like 32 and is in karate classes. His illiterate insults against other people's english skills are ridiculous.
dorsh by nice10head January 20, 2013
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When you're running out the door and have to crap
This morning I had a big dorsh before work
Dorsh by Bussbar September 14, 2022
Darsh usually used as a male name. Its source is a Sanskrit expression meaning "Moonlight".
Moonlight
Darsh = Lord Krishna
Darshak = spectator
Darshan = vision
Darsh by Meera Jasmin July 7, 2009

Doosh waste 

The upper echelon of being a complete douche bag. Not the useful, clean, vinegary fluid that goes in, but the useless, cottage cheesy, foul smelling mucousy substance that comes out.
That dude marcus is a fuckin tool bag. Yeah dawg, he's a total bag of doosh waste.
Doosh waste by Skidawg75 October 9, 2020

Dershna(-dersh) 

An expression used to interupt one's own train of thought when they are miffed or otherwise confused. Also used in place of a proper reply. Can be substituted as filler when speaking eubonics.
"Marty, where'd you get those kickin' headphones?"
"I got 'em at dat...that one place umm...Dershna(-dersh)!"
or
"How are you doin' today man?"
"...Dershna!"
Dershna(-dersh) by Scunst January 5, 2009

hammered dogshit 

1.The appearance of a person who is extremely hungover or in the process of getting shit faced.

2 A POS Honda with cracked nose fairings and a huge spoiler, both painted in gray primer.

3. Anything unsightly or particularly ugly.

1."Christ, Dave you look like hammered dogshit."

2.Dude you call that a ride? It looks like hammered dogshit!

3. After he totaled his dads car his face looked like hammered dogshit.
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