a while back in the 90s'in the far land of r-jen-teena god decided brought a child in to this world by the name of floor-n-sia and dan-eella and he seperated them at birth and sent dan-eella to florida where they grew up 11 years apart and then met. They are now a cool band made up of two awsome best friends and every one wants to be just like them but can never reach thier leval of cooliness.
A sexual act. During doggie-style sex the man will put on a scary mask while continuing to thrust. He will tap the woman on the shoulder to surprise her. When she runs away naked the man will proceed to chase her room to room with said mask on. At some point during the chase the man will likely trip due to poor visibility. The woman will roll the man up in an old rug and pull off his mask to reveal his identity.
I wanted to do something special for Cathy so I might try some scooby dooing this weekend.
The sweetest guy on the planet. He's cute and funny and very optimistic. He'll make you feel great about yourself even though he's a little self conscious. He's definitely a guy you want to bring home to your parents.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.