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being a doofus. acting a fool.
dude, you were doofin last night....you wore a penis sticker on your forehead for the entire party

look at my face in that photo, i look so high, im straight up doofin
doofin by ms.communication October 28, 2016
Words you can keep
dog i was doofin this girl last night
doofin by antonio moore February 19, 2005
To be big chillin with the niggas suckin each other off while playing fortnite
Nigga 1: aye,the fuck we doing at yo crib Saturday

Nigga 2: oh nigga we just Doofin
Doofin by Nigga balls July 16, 2018
Don: Wait, what's the thing that stops the car called?

Alex: Nigga, you doofin'!
Doofin' by 5W00GY January 22, 2019

doofin smurfin 

The word to want to commit die but in a more light way.
I wanna doofin smurfin rn
doofin smurfin by bobbiemcdylan June 24, 2024

doofa doofin 

running at a pace that is considered walking
i saw some fat bitch doofa doofin the other day trying to get in shape
doofa doofin by wowzers645 October 24, 2011
The plural term for Doofus; more then one stupid person in the same vicinity.
I am going to die in a baggy of water with the Three Doofi.
Doofi by ChloeJr November 16, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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