doorshock

when you get a door closed in your face by someone you think would have held it open for you

I was running late for class, but I thought the guy in front of me would hold the door for me. Instead, he let it go and I got a doorshock

by VazgenSpartak February 5, 2024

doorsock

A warning signal which is made by placing a sock over the doorknob of a bedroom door. This signifies to a roommate that you are inside the bedroom, engaged in sexual behavior.

I was headed into my bedroom to grab my wallet, but I stopped when I saw the doorsock and I knew my roommate was inside banging his girlfriend.

by itfitz April 21, 2006

Doorknocker

Big hoop earrings, often with the wearer's name in script across the horizontal diameter. It's not uncommon to rock a matching name chain.

"Giirrl, my ears are killin' me from wearing these heavy-ass doorknockers all day; i gotta be stylin' though, you know?"

by onthestrenf March 25, 2009

Doorlock

One who consumes Prune Danishes.

"Prune Danishes are for Doorlocks."
"Total doorlock move."

by Luter May 21, 2021

Doorknocking

When a free balling man, humps the back of another person allowing his balls to swing and strike like a doorknocker.

My back hurts from Pat doorknocking me last nite after his run around the track.

by thebumni September 21, 2009

Syberian Doorknocker

The act of inserting icecubes in ones partners anus then having anal sex. The icecubes are for pleasuring both partners. The ice is supposed to numb the anus for the receiver making it more comfortable and less painful.

I first heard it on the Bubba The Love Sponge Show.

Marsha: Greg told me he wanted anal sex again, and I told him no because it hurt the last time.

Jan: Well what did do?

Marsha: He suggested putting icecubes in my..... poop-shoot! He called it a Syberian Doorknocker!

Jan: Well did ya'll do it?

Marsha: Fuck yeah. I had an assgasm and I was numb all inside.

by WTXFTE March 19, 2010

Dooshmock

The name for a man who can’t seem to stop getting his head stuck in the vagina

Hey Jerry! Sophia told me you got your head stuck in her cunt last night. You’re such a fucking dooshmock

by PnuggsTheGreat February 22, 2019