When somone being is a doopshmuckle they are acting like a annoying old fat fuck. One who acts like a dick is constantly up their ass. Sad, and a party pooper.

Albert Damn Sam, Jim’s being a real doopshmuckle tonight.
Sam I know right! He acts like he has a dick up his ass or something.

doopshmuckle by TheMoretsonPvP November 11, 2018

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doushcock

A major reject. Generally this person has a much higher projected opinion of themselves than anyone else. Doushcocks come in many variets. Some have missing teeth and poor general hygene while others spend hours on their orange tans and over gelled haircuts. A doushcock is always happy to tell you how cool he or she is but in general is a loser. This syndrome has likely developed through years of being picked on as a child or some other family issues as a child such as not being held enough or being held too much.

I saw this toothless drunk guy trying to hit on this girl at the breeze. I wonder if that doushcock's rhetoric ever works.

Ever watch jersey shore? what a bunch of doushcocks!

doushcock by GTL_TODAY February 18, 2011

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Dooshmobile

The Dooshmobile is an incredibly fast, fuel efficient and clout bearing 50cc scooter. The owner of a vehicle with this much power is able to win any 50cc drag races and doosh any bad bitch he pleases

Guy: How'd you absolutely smash me in that race i was hooning do fast
Travis: Just the power of the dooshmobile

Dooshmobile by TheLads1081 June 20, 2020

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