doors hit 

After wiping one's arse finding shit on the finger/s. You have officially "broke on through to the other side"

After a visit to the toilet
CRAPPER: I feel better even though I ended up with a doors hit
INTERESTED OTHER: Whats that?
CRAPPER: Broke on through to the other side while doing the paperwork.
INTERESTED OTHER: That is unfortunate

doors hit by YobboBrock October 7, 2013

Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out 

A metaphor for: "I think you should leave. Do not pause or delay while you are leaving." Generally used when the addressed has been complaining about circumstances that the listener doesn't agree with. It comes from a time when doors were on spring hinges and if you paused in the doorway while exiting, the door would spring closed behind you and hit you on the backside.

"This place stinks. I am too qualified to be here."

"Well, don't let the door hit you on the way out."

Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out by MBA08 March 3, 2007

Don't let the door hit you on the ass 

This means the same thing as, "Beat it," or, "Get the hell outta here," or, "Yeah, the door is this way, pal."

When Wayne's job interview was going poorly and he had a fight with the interviewer, the interviewer kindly asked him to leave by saying, "Yeah, Don't let the door hit you on the ass, buddy."

Don't let the door hit you on the ass by Billthrill1 April 21, 2007

dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out

telling someone you think they should leave without pause and dont let the door hit them in the ass on their way out

my ex start a big argument with me i told her dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out

dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out by bluebear September 12, 2022

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you 

Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass

Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you by WonderBlox November 3, 2021

hit the door 

A slang term used to tell some one to leave. Normally used in an argument or disagreement of some sort.

Fool if you ain't wit it then why don't you just hit the door.

hit the door by DayVuhd February 2, 2007

shit hit the door twice 

to look or feel wretched, especially when describing a hang over.

"man, i drank so much last night, i feel like shit hit the door twice."

"i woke up so late this morning, i look like shit hit the door twice."

shit hit the door twice by Arianette June 18, 2008