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back door sluts 9

The most hardcore porno ever created, from the south park episode "the fellowship of the lord of the rings

includes a scene of 5 midgets, spanking a man covered with thousand island dressing
Chris : Back door sluts 9 makes crotch capers 3 look like naughty nurses 2!

Gerald : It is the single most vile, twisted, dark piece of porn ever created.

Shiela : How the hell do you know???

Gerald : Uh, i read about it in uh, People.

Back-door sluts 9 

The best porno either, infamous for a woman with four penises in her at the same time. Then stands over the men and pees on them, Five midgets. Spanking a man. Covered in thousand island dressing.

First gained popularity in South Park.
Randy: "Yes... uh... you see Token, that was called a pornographic film. Uh, it shows adult men and adult women having sexual intercourse." Token does not respond, but instead continues to stare blankly] "You see when a- when a man and woman are in love, the man puts his penis into a woman's vagina. It's called love making, and its part of being in love." There is a long pause before Token at last speaks
Token: And when a woman has four penises in her at the same time. Then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too? Five midgets. Spanking a man. Covered in thousand island dressing. Is that making love?"
Mr. Black: "Jesus! What kind of porno was that?!"
Gerald: "Back-Door Sluts 9"
Mr. Black: "Oh Jesus! Not that one!"
Back-door sluts 9 by TheCyantist February 25, 2012

Back door sluts 9

It is the single most vile twisted dark piece of porn ever made.
Back door sluts 9 makes crotch capers 3 look like naughty nurses 2
Back door sluts 9 by Calgore71 February 28, 2007

Back door sluts 9

The most ronchy and racy pornography ever filmed; first aired in the "Lord of the rings" South Park episode.
Hey man, did you ever see Armanget-it-on, I heard it was the best Porno ever!!

No way, Back Door Suts Nine is the best porno ever!!
Back door sluts 9 by clavis jotey November 10, 2004

Back Door Sluts 

A fictional porn on South Park. People thought it was actually the lord of the rings
The Return of the Lord of the Rings to the Two Towers is also known as Back Door Sluts 9
Back Door Sluts by KaiserBasara September 20, 2005

back door sluts 9

A wonderful series of movies with the main pornstar being Kristin.
Kristin is great in Back Door Sluts 9. A.K.A BDS9!!!
back door sluts 9 by josh69 May 14, 2007
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