door hinges

Metaphor for one of two things.

The door was mysteriously off the door hinges at kurts, that was odd.

door hinges by PineappleJuice June 2, 2015

door hinge

something that rhymes with orange

nat: ill give you £10 if you tell me something that rhymes with orange

troy: ok door hinge

nat: oh shit, here you go

door hinge by troymusefan May 3, 2007

Door-hinge brain 

A person with a Door-hinge brain is someone with a very low IQ, someone who is dumb to the point of being a laughing matter. The term comes from the fact that their brain is probably stuck to their skull using door-hinges, duct tape and nails.

Person 1 : "Dude he just ran face-first into a pole"
Person 2: "What a Door-hinge brain"

Door-hinge brain by Peafowl May 29, 2020

rusty door hinge fart 

A long,protracted fart that sounds like a squeaky door in a haunted house

That rusty door hinge fart gave me the chills.

rusty door hinge fart by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011

Door Hinge

(n). Door Hinge not to be confused with the word that rhymes with ‘orange’

A door hinge is usually a male who hasn’t yet broken their voice. When they speak, the people around them immediately seek shelter as they wish to retain their eardrums. A door hinge’s voice is relatively higher pitch than most other sounds frequencies audible to mankind. The sound that comes out of a doorhinge’s mouth is comparable to the ‘squeak’ of an unlubricated hinge of a door. You cannot call yourself a door hinge, instead it must be given to you buy your peers.

“That 13 year old near is a total door hinge”
“I can’t wait for puberty so I can no longer be a door hinge”

Door Hinge by PandaNecrophillia August 9, 2017

The polish door hinge 

Typically involves a lady of larger stature and a thick polish sausage along with a can do attitude. Strip the larger lass down naked and lay her flat on her back. Gently warm the sausage in a microwave, now insert the sausage into the vagina for a period until orgasm is almost reached then at that moment jam the sausage right up the anus. Her legs will slam shut like a well oiled door hinge. The element of surprise is a must and it is advised to be wearing sneakers as you may require a quick getaway. If you do want to eat the sausage later a condom is recommended.

Peter: have you see that girl down at the local deli?
Frank: do you mean the plus sized girl?
Peter: yeah thats her, we got into a bit on friday night and i gave her the polish door hinge!
Frank: was that polish sausage and cheese sandwiches you made us for lunch??
Peter: ummmmm yeah...

The polish door hinge by Frank Fontain May 23, 2019

door hinge

This mythical word (or two words if you prefer) actually rhymes with "orange"
Deal with it

I'm going to get eat an orange when I finish fixing this door hinge...

door hinge by sombrero stan December 16, 2005