dookike 

Noun - A video game player, who is usually male, spends the majority of the time in the video game dead or on the ground.

Ark is such a dookike, the video game was really hard because of his constant dying.

dookike by The dysleksic definer January 1, 2019

Glock dookie 

A weapon made in cook county jail which is a whole bunch of nasty ass shit(piss shit cum spit and whatever else) in a bottle which is used to rob people

He almost upped the glock dookie on em when he wouldn’t give up his soups

Glock dookie by Boogiedown April 11, 2022

dookie water 

An alcoholic beverage originated in Tucson, Arizona that consists of gin, grapefruit juice and saladitos (a Mexican candy).

"We are havin a party! We drinkin dookie water tonight!"

dookie water by kno gud June 28, 2015

Colgate Dookie 

To have a paste-like bowel movement. Much like Colgate toothpaste. Also, difficult to wipe away the messy aftermath. Prepare to use the whole roll.

Brad: Hey, Connor! Wanna come to Haley's party?

Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!

Brad: That Chinese food tho...

Colgate Dookie by King Votori August 24, 2014

Spooky Dookie 

Taking a spooky dookie is when one enters a bathroom or restroom with the lights off. You can have no sources of light (ie: Phones, tablets, candles, ect) everything must be pitch black. Then you must procede to take a shit as you normally would, wipe, wash your hands(optional but suggested) and leave. All with the lights off.

Hey man, im gonna go take a spooky dookie ill be right back.

Spooky Dookie by Coolboii September 6, 2017

hear dookie 

listen to this eediat 😂😂😂😂
(they’re chatting a load of waffle)

eediat: don’t make me chef you
me: hear dookie/dooks😂😂

hear dookie by ecnoyeb senoj August 2, 2022

pookie dookie 

a rising rapper in the industry known for his second album

I have memories attached to Pookie Dookie's second album, the seventh track was fire.

pookie dookie by baitingmaster June 8, 2023