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doo-glue 

That poop paste that gets smeared across the bottom of the toilet bowl when you flush; not easily removed after several flushes and/or with a toilet brush.
Remember kids: Drink your water and eat your fiber to prevent doo-glue!
doo-glue by damearesa February 9, 2010

Dooglesnackin 

N.,V., Prefix (Doogle-)

N. 1. A piece of food(commonly fruit or hotdog) that has been used in the act of masturbatory happenings, thought to be imbued with the essence of the person.
2. The slang term for a Frenchman who has retreated on the battlefield.
V. 1. To masturbate with food.
Prefix(Doogle-)To masturbate with following object. Ex. Dooglesetting- To masturbate with silverware, Doogleclowning-To masturbate with a clown, etc.
N. Johnny ventured into the bathroom after his older brother was done, but little did he know the bananas and apples in there would begin to dance because they were no longer fruits but had been transformed into the mystic Dooglesnackins, he cried.
2. The Dooglesnackin ran as fast as he could when the Panzer topped the hill, running straight into a battle ready troop of German soldiers, he cried.
V. Will was overly excited when he got the ham out of the oven, and should have waited twenty minutes for it to cool before dooglesnackin and only waited five thus burning his genitals, he cried.
Dooglesnackin by Cory Strawbridge September 6, 2004

French Doogler 

While having doggy style sex, the male eats a steak with a knife and fork off of a plate on top of the woman's back.
Mike had difficulty maintaining his French Doogler. With every thrust, the plate fell off of his girlfriend's back, knocking the steak to the floor.
Doogler someone that doogles,the misfortune of being a doogler, to break things,make messes, unexplained missing parts when the dooglers around, drops things when asked to hold them. doesnt follow directions,unexplained fire and smoke.
Doogler broke the shit out of that screen door, he said he just turned the handle and the whole door broke off.
Doogler by kamerokid December 6, 2009

penteriferous doogler 

the title bestowed upon a person who can rub his scrotum on top of a girl's chin and shit up her nostrils.
I never would believe that Lois B DeFleur, President of Binghamton University, got penteriferously doogled. Especially by the President of Sodexho
penteriferous doogler by The Iceman November 15, 2004
The long cylinder piece of flesh that hangs from a mans body with two squishy circular packages between his legs.
His pants were so tight I could see his doogle through them.
Doogle by TeddyJones August 23, 2010