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dooglue by John_doe42069 December 21, 2022
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doo-glue 

That poop paste that gets smeared across the bottom of the toilet bowl when you flush; not easily removed after several flushes and/or with a toilet brush.
Remember kids: Drink your water and eat your fiber to prevent doo-glue!
doo-glue by damearesa February 9, 2010

Dooglesnackin 

N.,V., Prefix (Doogle-)

N. 1. A piece of food(commonly fruit or hotdog) that has been used in the act of masturbatory happenings, thought to be imbued with the essence of the person.
2. The slang term for a Frenchman who has retreated on the battlefield.
V. 1. To masturbate with food.
Prefix(Doogle-)To masturbate with following object. Ex. Dooglesetting- To masturbate with silverware, Doogleclowning-To masturbate with a clown, etc.
N. Johnny ventured into the bathroom after his older brother was done, but little did he know the bananas and apples in there would begin to dance because they were no longer fruits but had been transformed into the mystic Dooglesnackins, he cried.
2. The Dooglesnackin ran as fast as he could when the Panzer topped the hill, running straight into a battle ready troop of German soldiers, he cried.
V. Will was overly excited when he got the ham out of the oven, and should have waited twenty minutes for it to cool before dooglesnackin and only waited five thus burning his genitals, he cried.
Dooglesnackin by Cory Strawbridge September 6, 2004

French Doogler 

While having doggy style sex, the male eats a steak with a knife and fork off of a plate on top of the woman's back.
Mike had difficulty maintaining his French Doogler. With every thrust, the plate fell off of his girlfriend's back, knocking the steak to the floor.
French Doogler by Franny Doogler March 20, 2011
Doogler someone that doogles,the misfortune of being a doogler, to break things,make messes, unexplained missing parts when the dooglers around, drops things when asked to hold them. doesnt follow directions,unexplained fire and smoke.
Doogler broke the shit out of that screen door, he said he just turned the handle and the whole door broke off.
Doogler by kamerokid December 6, 2009

penteriferous doogler 

the title bestowed upon a person who can rub his scrotum on top of a girl's chin and shit up her nostrils.
I never would believe that Lois B DeFleur, President of Binghamton University, got penteriferously doogled. Especially by the President of Sodexho
penteriferous doogler by The Iceman November 15, 2004
The long cylinder piece of flesh that hangs from a mans body with two squishy circular packages between his legs.
His pants were so tight I could see his doogle through them.
Doogle by TeddyJones August 23, 2010
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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