When you meet up with a
chick who sucked you dick outside a
bar once, thinking you'll have a couple drinks, get your dick sucked and be home by 11:00pm. Instead she drags you to her high school reunion(or some other uncomfortable, nonsexual situation), gets all wacked out on crystal meth, keeps you out till 3am, and then rewards you with a C- blow
job.
That
stripper totally dooleyed me last night. I was just trying to
get my dick sucked, not meet her dad and
drive her to go pay her probation fees. When i finally got the pussy, it was like fucking a glass of water