Definitions by John_doe42069

Guntards

Guntards is short for retarded gun obsessed dipshits

It's the Guntards that are the cause of all the violence from firearms as they don't want gun regulations.

Guntards by John_doe42069 December 18, 2025

Noodle brained muppet 

A completely brain dead imbecile.

That dude is a real Noodle brained muppet.

Noodle brained muppet by John_doe42069 November 7, 2024

nature's grenade 

when a tree randomly explodes

when you get hurt by nature's grenade will most likely end in death.

nature's grenade by John_doe42069 September 18, 2023

hung in the ass department 

when someone has an ass thicker than the sun 100 times over again.

dude 1: did you see that girl over there?

dude 2: no, why?

dude 1: Because she was hung in the ass department, you should have seen it every time she took a step her ass jiggled and caused a shockwave.

hung in the ass department by John_doe42069 March 10, 2023

A fuck around and find out noodle

another definition for a snake.

dude 1: do you see that snake? do you think it's venomous?

dude 2: i don't know that's why I call them A fuck around and find out noodle, but i am not dumb enough to be the one to fuck around and find out.

dude 1: Cool, I'm going to touch it.

dude 2: ok don't come to me when you fuck around and find out whether that noodle is venomous or not.

A fuck around and find out noodle by John_doe42069 March 10, 2023

comfy eye spot 

comfy eye spot When you're zoning out and staring at a good-looking girl. The comfortable place where you rest your eyes is known as a comfy eye spot. the spot depends on the guy/girl.

dude 1: that dude found a comfy eye spot on that girl.

dude 2: where do you think it is?

dude 1: it looks like it's the eyes.

comfy eye spot by John_doe42069 March 3, 2023

dog blocking 

Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting cuddles by lying between you and her in bed or on the couch. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and getting cuddles, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.

I did not get to cuddle with my girl last night because I got dog blocked. dog blocking

dog blocking by John_doe42069 March 3, 2023