Dooftard

A contraction of "Doof and Retard"; An insult; A word you call someone.

"You are such a dooftard!"

Dooftard by maurin September 8, 2005

dooftard

One who spends WAY too much time doing MySpace surveys.

That Stefazalde sure is a dooftard.

dooftard by burndata May 28, 2006

Doomtarding 

The act of spreading doom and reasonably retarded facts around the internets.

Michele Bachman spends so much time doomtarding that she forgets her weekly botox injections.

Doomtarding by sumumabiatch December 18, 2010

doomtard

A person that is obsessed with supposed impending World doom to the point of social dysfunction, usually revolving around societal conspiracies or end-time prophecies. This type of person tends to neurotically inflict his or her doom beliefs on as much of the World as possible, typically via various channels of the Internet. Doomtards can be easily spotted in public as they are notorious for wearing blue Spandex body suits with a big red letter D on the front and a matching red cape.

"You're such a doomtard...yeah, like Obama is really the Antichrist and is going to throw us in FEMA camps using the DHS under the NDAA just to have our heads chopped off."

doomtard by OmegaDreyo April 12, 2012

Doortarded 

The inability to properly close a door way completely on a regular basis

Your doortarded? The cold is.suppose to remain outside.

Doortarded by Newfee September 6, 2018

Doomtard

Someone who defends and white-knights the mexican lolcow Doomentio, usually a supporter of him

Doomentio is white!!!
Ya te vi Doomtard

Doomtard by Queteimporta843 December 26, 2022

Dooftart 

Someone who does incredibly dumb things and says incredibly dumb things.

Mna Baker was a dooftart for jumping of the roof while screaming i love my dogs butt.

Dooftart by FIFI October 11, 2003