doomtard

A person that is obsessed with supposed impending World doom to the point of social dysfunction, usually revolving around societal conspiracies or end-time prophecies. This type of person tends to neurotically inflict his or her doom beliefs on as much of the World as possible, typically via various channels of the Internet. Doomtards can be easily spotted in public as they are notorious for wearing blue Spandex body suits with a big red letter D on the front and a matching red cape.

"You're such a doomtard...yeah, like Obama is really the Antichrist and is going to throw us in FEMA camps using the DHS under the NDAA just to have our heads chopped off."

by OmegaDreyo April 12, 2012

Doomtard

Someone who defends and white-knights the mexican lolcow Doomentio, usually a supporter of him

Doomentio is white!!!
Ya te vi Doomtard

by Queteimporta843 December 26, 2022

Doomtarding

The act of spreading doom and reasonably retarded facts around the internets.

Michele Bachman spends so much time doomtarding that she forgets her weekly botox injections.

by sumumabiatch December 18, 2010

Dooftard

A contraction of "Doof and Retard"; An insult; A word you call someone.

"You are such a dooftard!"

by maurin September 8, 2005

Domtard

A BTEC Polish retard.

Yo, why you being a domtard?

by sakky530 October 6, 2017

dooftard

One who spends WAY too much time doing MySpace surveys.

That Stefazalde sure is a dooftard.

by burndata May 28, 2006

Doortarded

The inability to properly close a door way completely on a regular basis

Your doortarded? The cold is.suppose to remain outside.

by Newfee September 6, 2018