A person that is obsessed with supposed impending World doom to the point of social dysfunction, usually revolving around societal conspiracies or end-time prophecies. This type of person tends to neurotically inflict his or her doom beliefs on as much of the World as possible, typically via various channels of the Internet. Doomtards can be easily spotted in public as they are notorious for wearing blue Spandex body suits with a big red letter D on the front and a matching red cape.

"You're such a doomtard...yeah, like Obama is really the Antichrist and is going to throw us in FEMA camps using the DHS under the NDAA just to have our heads chopped off."

doomtard by OmegaDreyo April 12, 2012

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Doortarded

The inability to properly close a door way completely on a regular basis

Your doortarded? The cold is.suppose to remain outside.

Doortarded by Newfee September 6, 2018

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Doomtard

Someone who defends and white-knights the mexican lolcow Doomentio, usually a supporter of him

Doomentio is white!!!
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Dooftart

Someone who does incredibly dumb things and says incredibly dumb things.

Mna Baker was a dooftart for jumping of the roof while screaming i love my dogs butt.

Dooftart by FIFI October 11, 2003

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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