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dooche burger

a light snack in the morning or evening, goes well with ketchup and mayo
"grandmas famous homestyle dooche burgers"
by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005
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sloppy douche burger

a recently used douche sandwitched between two burger buns, if desired the buns can be toasted like in subway. This is considered a delicasy in norway.
Dave- "what the fuck is that norwegian eating"
Alan- "I think its a sloppy douche burger"
Dave- "wow, that looks like a pile of shit, why would anyone eat one?"
Alan- "dont knock it until you've tried it man"
by jamalshamali September 1, 2009
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Douche Burger

A name used to insult someone, is used like words like douche or douche bag
Chris is such a fucking douche burger!
by PoPoZakuto April 26, 2006
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Dingle Douche Burger

A combination of the words 'dingle douche' and 'douche burger' to describe a person that is just so unbearably awful that nobody likes him/her.
I can't stand that guy, Tony. He's such a Dingle Douche Burger!
by Mrs. Raechel Shiny October 31, 2011
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Douche buggery

The improvised cleansing of one's anus with a store bought douche kit.
Me and my cousin was gettin shitdick often and the festerin became painful, what with the corn kernels, pepper seeds and all. So we invented in the douche buggery kit for the rectum and Bob's you Uncle! Buy one today and your dick pains will be behind you, or you cousin, rather..... Also introducing the Rectum Relief kit! *The aggressive buggering in this ad was done by professionals on a closed buggering course. Do not attempt... Introducing New Joe's Buggering cream!! One Dalope and all you Buggering issues will ..
by Bugmen September 1, 2018
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doucheburger

My friend Joseph is a total doucheburger sometimes.
by crack sammich September 6, 2008
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doucheburger

a single burger patty, saturated in grease and left over from dinner 3 nights ago that is microwaved and put on cold buns with cheese, ketchup, mayo and mustard
Uncle dave left a doucheburger from the bad thanksgiving he ruined
by Votes December 10, 2022
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