doucebagary
doucebagary by howlinscot April 15, 2009
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Douchebagery
Definition of Douchebagery: 1. The act of being a douchebag. 2. The skill of exploiting people’s emotions for your own profit or benefit, the exploitation of common sense
knowledge in an effort to sound smarter than one is, trying to produce a grandiose image of oneself by producing overrated reading material, preying on weak or troubled individuals to further ones public image and to increase ones monetary gain, jumping to harsh and illogical conclusions based on limited information, and trying to advise individuals in field(s) in which one is not knowledgeable about and can offer no real advice outside of general public knowledge but still tries to profit off of it.
knowledge in an effort to sound smarter than one is, trying to produce a grandiose image of oneself by producing overrated reading material, preying on weak or troubled individuals to further ones public image and to increase ones monetary gain, jumping to harsh and illogical conclusions based on limited information, and trying to advise individuals in field(s) in which one is not knowledgeable about and can offer no real advice outside of general public knowledge but still tries to profit off of it.
Dr. Phil is a avid practicer of Douchebagery.
John Edwards used the art of Douchebagery to make it seem like he could talk to the dead.
Maury Povich practices Douchebagery whenever he brings retarded kids on his show.
John Edwards used the art of Douchebagery to make it seem like he could talk to the dead.
Maury Povich practices Douchebagery whenever he brings retarded kids on his show.
Douchebagery by Zack November 25, 2004
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douchebagarina
Woman: "I would like an oil change, tire rotation and alignment... How long is that going to take? - I've got a nail appointment in 15 minutes".
Service Manager: "No problem, Ma'am... We'll have you out of here in 7 minutes and 12 seconds".
Technician: "Fuck that fucking douchebagarina, her fucking douchebag-Prius-piece-of-fucking-shit and fuck YOU!.... 15 minutes! Dumb mother-fuckers!
Service Manager: "No problem, Ma'am... We'll have you out of here in 7 minutes and 12 seconds".
Technician: "Fuck that fucking douchebagarina, her fucking douchebag-Prius-piece-of-fucking-shit and fuck YOU!.... 15 minutes! Dumb mother-fuckers!
douchebagarina by H.A.D.E. November 7, 2010
Tasteful Douchebaggary
(n): When a person, most often a male, performs an act so exquisitely wrong and disappointing but does it in a very fashionable way.
He often tricks women into thinking he is a very wonderful person but in fact is quite the douche bag. He has done something so creatively though, that you can't help but give him credit for being a successful douche bag.
He often tricks women into thinking he is a very wonderful person but in fact is quite the douche bag. He has done something so creatively though, that you can't help but give him credit for being a successful douche bag.
The man of your dreams writes a song for you. Well that song is also for the other three women he is dating.
"That guy the other day bought a dozen roses. But he gave 12 different roses to 12 different girls. None of them knew, but 12 girls were in love with him at the end of the day. Now that's what I call tasteful douchebaggary."
"That guy the other day bought a dozen roses. But he gave 12 different roses to 12 different girls. None of them knew, but 12 girls were in love with him at the end of the day. Now that's what I call tasteful douchebaggary."
Tasteful Douchebaggary by Reeka Aguas February 8, 2008
Douchebagary
Douchebagary by Katiiieeee!! January 22, 2009
Douchebagery
Tim was being such a jerk, that I couldn't stand his "douchebagery" anymore and I punched him in the head.
Douchebagery by Josh Meyer May 6, 2006
douchbagery
(douch-bag-ery)
The universal measurement of how much a douche/douchbag some is or is being at any given time.
The universal measurement of how much a douche/douchbag some is or is being at any given time.
douchbagery by jibbarousseau May 29, 2009
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