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doucebagetry

ye olde word for "the act of being a bag of douce."
"lancelot, your doucebagetry will not be tolerated!"
" waheva"
by old greggggg March 28, 2009
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Douchebagery

Definition of Douchebagery: 1. The act of being a douchebag. 2. The skill of exploiting people’s emotions for your own profit or benefit, the exploitation of common sense
knowledge in an effort to sound smarter than one is, trying to produce a grandiose image of oneself by producing overrated reading material, preying on weak or troubled individuals to further ones public image and to increase ones monetary gain, jumping to harsh and illogical conclusions based on limited information, and trying to advise individuals in field(s) in which one is not knowledgeable about and can offer no real advice outside of general public knowledge but still tries to profit off of it.
Dr. Phil is a avid practicer of Douchebagery.

John Edwards used the art of Douchebagery to make it seem like he could talk to the dead.

Maury Povich practices Douchebagery whenever he brings retarded kids on his show.
by Zack November 25, 2004
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cut this douchebagotry

Why don't you cut this douchebagotry and get off of 4chan!
by Joel T January 3, 2008
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Douchebagery

adj.; the act, actions, or status of being a "douchebag"
Tim was being such a jerk, that I couldn't stand his "douchebagery" anymore and I punched him in the head.
by Josh Meyer May 6, 2006
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douchbagery

(douch-bag-ery)
The universal measurement of how much a douche/douchbag some is or is being at any given time.
wow i cant believe you pulled that bukkshit! your douchbagery is fukin astounding!
by jibbarousseau May 29, 2009
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Douchebagery

The actual act, or actions of what could be considered you being a douchebag. Mostly identified with men with small man's syndrome, small penis syndrome, steroid use, Ed Hardy t-shirts, Affliction clothing, or Tap Out t-shirts.
"Hey Bob, you see that guy in the Affliction t-shirt going to every girl in the bar and hitting on them?"

Bob: "Yeah, i can't believe some girls actualy fall for that guy and all his douchebagery"
by Master Deluxe February 4, 2010
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douchebagery

Being up to his usual douchebagery, old Bill called his wife to pick him up from the poker game early.
by Dawson27 September 11, 2007
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