doo-doo butters 

The act of taking a shit and having the consistency of cold butter a.k.a. extra thick

Trey- Where the hell were you earlier?
Alex- Man, I just went down down doo-doo butters! Dropped a thick ass turd!

doo-doo butters by tpoointrey October 16, 2008

doo-doo butter

The liquid that oozes out of your butt when you have diarrhea.

R. Kelly pours doo-doo butter on pre-pubescent girls.

doo-doo butter by RatchetBoo May 18, 2003

doo doo butter 

The foamy frothy schmeg that collects around the ring of your cornhole after you take a spicy or runny shit. Sometime it can almost be in a jelly consistancy. CAUTION sometimes doo doo butter can make you feel like your shitting razor blades.

Wendys Wild Mountain Spicy Chicken sandwhich gave me the worst case of doo doo butter.

You can Doo Doo it yourself :)

doo doo butter by Butter n' Butter January 27, 2004

doo-doo butter

Anal fissure seepage, primarily fecal in nature.

On the eve of his colonoscopy, Robert reflected upon his anal escapades; the crimson hued doo-doo butter trickling out of his newly violated orifice not only stained his hospital issued gown, it stained his soul.

doo-doo butter by The Dookie Bandit September 13, 2008

doo doo butter 

a feces that is mostly liquid. kept in a bucket labled "doo doo"

Jared eats R.Kelly's doo doo butter

doo doo butter by Chicken March 13, 2004

doo-doo butter

when you have a very greasy fart and there is a little something extra left in your underoos. you might !as well grab ya 2 pieces bread and some jelly cause you got some doo-doo butter

"oh fuck! i knew i shouln't have eaten seventeen tacos for breakfast, down i got doo-doo butter running down my leg!"

"damn r-kelly im hawngry, can i get a lil bit of your world famous doo-doo butter or do i have to go scrape it off some 12 year old girls face?"

doo-doo butter by themotherfuckingshit June 6, 2009

doo doo butter 

The pungent goo that tends to slowly leak from ones anus throughout the day when that day started with a morning defecation.

I should have showered after I crapped, because now I have doo doo butter running down my crack!

I know a wiped good, but I'm sure that doo doo butter is going to leave a trail in my pants.

doo doo butter by Chicken Head March 15, 2004