8 definitions by themotherfuckingshit
old senile man "errrrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrl"
stupid fat zit covered asshole WoW playing loser "jesus christ grandpa shut the fuck up and take your goddamn medicine you old sack of fucking shit, i knew i should have euthanized you when i had the chance. jk lol smiles!"
stupid fat zit covered asshole WoW playing loser "jesus christ grandpa shut the fuck up and take your goddamn medicine you old sack of fucking shit, i knew i should have euthanized you when i had the chance. jk lol smiles!"
by themotherfuckingshit June 6, 2009
honestly i have no idea, i just once heard a retarded kid say it in my 7th grade math class, it was pretty funny
by themotherfuckingshit April 29, 2009
the longest fucking cuss word on the planet, used in anger, awe, for pleasure, or just for fucking fun
guy loses in halo and says
"godmotherfuckingdammit those deuchturds cheated"
a man after his wife leaves him might just simply say
"godmotherfuckingdammit!"
also a bitch could be gettin some dick and scream
"GODMOTHERFUCKINGDAMMIT!!!"
"godmotherfuckingdammit those deuchturds cheated"
a man after his wife leaves him might just simply say
"godmotherfuckingdammit!"
also a bitch could be gettin some dick and scream
"GODMOTHERFUCKINGDAMMIT!!!"
by themotherfuckingshit April 28, 2009
when a girl looks so hideous or manly, or a man looks so womanly, you are afraid to determine what sex they are, so therefor you simply call them a "shim"
"jesus christ monkey balls did you see that shim tommy had sex with last night, i wonder who was even doing the fucking?"
"wow man, your new girlfriend is a total shim, i think i'll chase her with a torch and pitchfork"
"wow man, your new girlfriend is a total shim, i think i'll chase her with a torch and pitchfork"
by themotherfuckingshit April 29, 2009
when a jewish person gets a dolphinoplasty (kind of like a sex change but instead a species change to a dolphin)
by themotherfuckingshit April 29, 2009
when your ass gets so sweaty, there is so much sweat it gets a little soapy, and your ass is drenched in sweat and your ass cheeks might even be pruned
you could be sitting at a baseball game, just chillin with your friends, its a little humid you notice, suddenly you have to go to the bathroom, you stand up and your friends, family, girlfriend or boyfriend sees that your ass has two wet spots near the crack, one might say you have swamp ass or just imply that they are scared an alligator from your assmarsh might attack them
by themotherfuckingshit April 28, 2009
when you have a very greasy fart and there is a little something extra left in your underoos. you might !as well grab ya 2 pieces bread and some jelly cause you got some doo-doo butter
"oh fuck! i knew i shouln't have eaten seventeen tacos for breakfast, down i got doo-doo butter running down my leg!"
"damn r-kelly im hawngry, can i get a lil bit of your world famous doo-doo butter or do i have to go scrape it off some 12 year old girls face?"
"damn r-kelly im hawngry, can i get a lil bit of your world famous doo-doo butter or do i have to go scrape it off some 12 year old girls face?"
by themotherfuckingshit June 6, 2009