themotherfuckingshit's definitions

errrrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrl

common language of the wookie race (chewbacca)

old senile man "errrrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrl"

stupid fat zit covered asshole WoW playing loser "jesus christ grandpa shut the fuck up and take your goddamn medicine you old sack of fucking shit, i knew i should have euthanized you when i had the chance. jk lol smiles!"

by themotherfuckingshit June 6, 2009

shim

when a girl looks so hideous or manly, or a man looks so womanly, you are afraid to determine what sex they are, so therefor you simply call them a "shim"

"jesus christ monkey balls did you see that shim tommy had sex with last night, i wonder who was even doing the fucking?"

"wow man, your new girlfriend is a total shim, i think i'll chase her with a torch and pitchfork"

by themotherfuckingshit April 29, 2009

godmotherfuckingdammit

the longest fucking cuss word on the planet, used in anger, awe, for pleasure, or just for fucking fun

guy loses in halo and says
"godmotherfuckingdammit those deuchturds cheated"

a man after his wife leaves him might just simply say
"godmotherfuckingdammit!"

also a bitch could be gettin some dick and scream
"GODMOTHERFUCKINGDAMMIT!!!"

by themotherfuckingshit April 27, 2009

doo-doo butter

when you have a very greasy fart and there is a little something extra left in your underoos. you might !as well grab ya 2 pieces bread and some jelly cause you got some doo-doo butter

"oh fuck! i knew i shouln't have eaten seventeen tacos for breakfast, down i got doo-doo butter running down my leg!"

"damn r-kelly im hawngry, can i get a lil bit of your world famous doo-doo butter or do i have to go scrape it off some 12 year old girls face?"

by themotherfuckingshit June 6, 2009

hory mory

what it sounds like when a chinese person says holy moly

Chin Lee: "Herro buddy how you doing today?"

Lee Fin: "Me doing good, I rearry rike america!"

Chin Lee: "Hory mory watch out for bus!"

by themotherfuckingshit May 22, 2009

jewphin

when a jewish person gets a dolphinoplasty (kind of like a sex change but instead a species change to a dolphin)

"holy fuckballs mr. shwartz is a jewphin after his recent operation!"

by themotherfuckingshit April 29, 2009

didder didder

honestly i have no idea, i just once heard a retarded kid say it in my 7th grade math class, it was pretty funny

retarded kid says
"didder didder say the red headed shitter"

makes no sense and is still amazing

by themotherfuckingshit April 29, 2009