dontics

Bad teeth that require work (braces, etc.)

Joe got the dontics up top and the pedics down low

by EvanKnish October 7, 2022

dontist

The abbreviated form of orthodontist.

Geeky girl: Oh, I have a dontist appointment tomorrow.
Awkward guy: Uhh...do you have a cavity? Or something? Uhh...I hate the dentist.
Geeky girl: Not DENtist, DONtist. I have braces, see? *grins widely*

by Mols May 30, 2008

Dontism

Retardism that kicks in when ur drunk

Last night I got hammered and my dontism kicked in causing me to start saying dumb shit.

by Donatardo October 1, 2023