donkey fart 

when you're taking a hit of the bong and you cough into it and blow all the bongwater out the carb. if anyone does this they get punched in the arm by everyone in the circle.

fuckin noob, you donkey farted it! *punch*

donkey fart by Jack Rackham January 21, 2009

Donkey Fart 

Someone whom doesn't understand the process of cleanliness. Showers are foreign to him, bathes a thing of the past, and changing his clothes is an act of stupidity in this guys eyes. He is so used to his body odor that it seems normal to smell the way he does. His clothes are plastered to himself from days of wear, and due to the petrification you must delicately remove them. When one can get the guy to take a shower, it doesn't matter anyway because his incompetence level is so greatly underestimated. Goes in smelling like a dick and out smelling like a scented dick.

Someone too lazy to take a bath so he says the stench is a medical problem, or that he stinks because he just excercised.

By rule of thumb, donkey farts usually come in packs.

A donkey fart is able to affect three large rooms with his stench in under three minutes.

Donkey Fart by Usedtolivewithoneofthese January 1, 2010

Donkey Fart 

a very small, as to be miniscule bong load.

Dude... load me a real bong hit, not this donkey fart shit!

Donkey Fart by Drgizmo September 4, 2010

donkey-fart-eater 

A person, usually widely disliked, who thinks they know everything and should go die a slow and painful death. . . hardcore

Who's that guy that did Passion of the Christ and then went Crazy?

-- Mel Gibson.

Yeah he's such a donkey-fart-eater.

donkey-fart-eater by 5h4p1r0'2 a 23r0 April 13, 2008

holy donkey farts 

Holy donkey farts is a exclamation used when crazy abnormal occurrences happen.

Example A:
Holy donkey farts look at that unicorn frolicking out of that rainbow...

Example B:
Holy donkey farts a rabid wolf has viscously ripped off my leg!

holy donkey farts by RabidUniocrn July 3, 2014

donkey farts 

When you sexually please a dolphin with a Pringles can.

PETA was protesting Sea World because someone gave Flipper donkey farts.

donkey farts by Muff Snorkler November 10, 2011