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Donked Up 

Mistake, another way to say messed up. Generally a simple mistake that can or will lead to a greater error. Associated with problems that can take a while to figure out. Including homework, research, art, anything with a challenging and everything in-between.
I really donked up my homework, I thought Hydrogen had two electrons when it really had one. I wish my teacher had pointed out my simple mistake earlier instead of handing me back my paper marked up with highlighted errors. D:
Donked Up by Fltterflutter June 7, 2014
Words you can keep

donged up 

Verb. The act of asking permission to perform intercourse.
Ex. Hey bitch you wanna get donged up?
donged up by Greg Toland January 8, 2015

dorked up 

another way of saying something is all fucked up, but with an added twist instead of a traditional penis this cock is hairy.
dorked up by Francis Manley August 8, 2006

Dinked up 

Being impaired and unable to function.

Very High and/or Drunk
Joey got all dinked up at the pub last night and couldn't say his own name.
Dinked up by Flareside92 March 25, 2016

danked up 

danked up is when you fightin and git yo ass beat real bad chicago slang
lil v:dayum did you hear bout dat fight between jordan and mike
meechi: naw wut happed tho
lil v:ion kno but all i can say is dat mike got danked up
danked up by tinka ma December 17, 2008

Up Your Donkey 

"Up your donkey" is a phrase meaning "Make today count." In other words, the days are numbered, oblivion is inevitable, and therefore live in the moment.
Caroline: Hey, Jacob! Up your donkey!

Jacob: Thanks Caroline! Right back at you.

Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick 

somehting really fun to call someone, gives u the sence of being more witted and better than your adversary
chris, ur a dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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