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to shit in a persons mouth, while they are sleeping
ha, i just dongied him!
dongie by mr.happy June 12, 2004
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Dongmentia

Dongmentia is an unfortunate condition, similar to dementia, but in regards to Dongs. As a result of this horrific condition, the said individual could have a line up of all the dongs that have jackhammered them, and have no recollection.
I was about to serve up a heaping helping of my Dong to Elissa, and as I dropped my trousers to unleash my overwhelming cock, I said you remember this baby don’t you? With a puzzled look in her eyes she said no, I have Dongmentia. I was absolutely devastated, and after plowing her for two hours, she still had no idea she’d taken this Cadillac of dongs before. Just like my balls, I’ve never felt more empty
Dongmentia by Tee Cee Deez June 13, 2021

dongemefuckles 

The technological term for a diplomat, In EUIV.
I'd love to become a kingdom so i can have three dongemefuckles.
I like me some dongemefuckles

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026