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Dongmentia
Dongmentia is an unfortunate condition, similar to dementia, but in regards to Dongs. As a result of this horrific condition, the said individual could have a line up of all the dongs that have jackhammered them, and have no recollection.
I was about to serve up a heaping helping of my Dong to Elissa, and as I dropped my trousers to unleash my overwhelming cock, I said you remember this baby don’t you? With a puzzled look in her eyes she said no, I have Dongmentia. I was absolutely devastated, and after plowing her for two hours, she still had no idea she’d taken this Cadillac of dongs before. Just like my balls, I’ve never felt more empty
Dongmentia by Tee Cee Deez June 13, 2021
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dongemefuckles by dongemefuckle June 20, 2017
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