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stick dong 

A traditional cock and balls drawing. Also a verb used when someone is acting like a total idiot or showing off for their friends.
Matt was stick donging around the party with a lampshade on his head.
stick dong by hickory street October 23, 2011

Ding-dong on a bing-bong stick 

Slang phrase in New England to refer to a person that is a mean bean.
A: Oh my god, you are literally the worst.
B: Stop being such a ding-dong on a bing-bong stick.

Dontstickituptherobia

deep rooted fear of bending over in public
I couldn't bow after my performance for fear that someone would sneak up on me from behind and sodomize me. Doctor says it's called Dontstickituptherobia.
A term showing fondness for a dog, used similarly with cats catstick or other animals, typically those that are domesticated pets but not necessarily
What a sweet little dogstick!
dogstick by Evanevanevan July 9, 2006

Dontstickituptherobia

"I can't pick it up as i suffer from Dontstickituptherobia"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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