Done the Deed

Doing the sexual intercourse with another person. Said like this to be funny

Samuel: Mom, Dad, How was your day?
Mom: Listen, we heard you had sex with your swim instructor.
Dad: Son, we heard you during when you had Done the Deed at the local Gym...

Done the Deed by MruhBroment April 9, 2020

Done the Deed

A phrase someone says when feeling guilty and not wanting to talk about the actual act, usually pertaining to murder

Guy 1: Hey, where were you?
Guy 2: At my cousin's castle
Guy 1: Well...did you kill him?
Guy 2: I have done the deed
2. Zout, damned spot, Zout, I say!

Done the Deed by fireboyy515 May 6, 2009

who done the dirty deed

Whenever you ask a pregnant woman who is the father of her baby

James: Yo Mary, I see you're pregnant who done the dirty deed then?

Mary: Oh it was Mark

who done the dirty deed by Upstairsdragon February 27, 2014

The deed is done 

Something you wanted or didn't want to do has been, in fact, done.

You often can't reverse the action.

A: Hey, did you do what I asked you to? A1: Did the joke on Paul go well?
B: Yeah, the deed is done B2: The deed is done.

The deed is done by V̶̧̬̫̫͎̫͚͈̉̕͠ỉ̵̡̻̠̰̎̈́̿̅̀͝x̸͐̈́ October 20, 2018

The Deed is Done 

When you finish the deed (a masturbating session).

Me: Jack, the deed is done.

Jack: Why do you have to tell me everytime you masturbate?!

The Deed is Done by Mazza Mada June 2, 2015