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donathon 

Donathon also shortened to don.
You would call your best friend your donathon as donathon means trust worthy friend
Jack my donathon, what you doing later.
donathon by Slim shaney 4321 March 21, 2017
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Chris Donathon 

Chris Donathon is the lead singer of the band The Medic Droid. He also does the synths and guitars.
"This is Chris fucking Donathon; don't get mad, Jeffree Star, 'cause I made you snort a lot of my cum while I fucked you in the ass." -Chris Donathon, Fer Sure

federal donation 

Nickname for federal taxation. Rather than "owing" taxes to the federal government, one donates money to the federal government so that they can use it at their own whim.
1)

I: I still have not filed the tax I owe to the government
Q: You don't owe the government! Those are mandatory federal donations.

2) On April 15th, I calculate the federal donations that I gave to the government

Racial Donation

A Racial Donation happens when a black male politely asks a random white male for money , then the white male gives the black male 3-5 dollars, simply for the fact that the white male is scared to death of the strange black male because he is black and the white male does not want to be stabbed, shot, raped or be infected by the black male, but the white male acts as if he isnt scared and is just being polite back.
Black male: Excuse me sir, my family and I are tryin to get to California, but we don't have any money and we need to buy some gas to get home, i'd really appreciate it if you could help a brotha out.

White Male: Uhhh Ya, no problem buddy.

(white male gives black male 3 dollars)

Black male:Thank you so much, God Bless

White Male's friend (who is also white): Dude, you didn't have to give that guy any money

White Male: It was more of a Racial Donation
Racial Donation by Jimbag September 3, 2009

orgasm donation program 

When someone is willing to provide another person sexual pleasure with absolutely zero expectation of receiving anything what-so-ever in return.
Her: "I owe you one, anything, you name it"

Him: "How about a no strings attached blowjob?"

Her: "Sorry I don't support the orgasm donation program, I only give as well as I receive."
A livestream to encourage donations, a donation marathon. Common in the vtuber community.
Next monday, 5 PM EST, I'll be doing a donothon to raise funds!
donothon by EdSheeranEquals September 3, 2021

autotrump donations 

A nickname for the fundraising technique whereas a microscopic pre-checked box in an email solicitation allows the sly and savvy fraudster to legally suck multiple donations out of your bank account within a thirty-day period - unless you uncheck the virtually imperceptible box before submitting your donation.
My dying mother had no idea how generous she was actually being when she made her inadvertent autotrump donations to the trumpian greed machine during her final comatose days!
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