dollywanker

A person who dresses up as the opposite gender and masturbates to themself.

My grandpa has been crossdressing lately. I guess he's a real dollywanker now....

by Galactikid November 23, 2016

dillywonker

A Kiwi unsuccessfully masquerading as a native Londoner.

Dillywonker: Go Spurs!
Londoner: Fuck off Dillywonker.

by Jeff Jack February 26, 2011

Dillywacker

A long stick people used to use to smack someones weiner if they did something bad.

redneck mom:Clevis!!!!!!!!! did you knock up the next door neighbors daughter.

Clevis:no ma i aint ever done did dat.

redneck mom:i dont beleieve ya,dont make me get out the dillywacker.
Clevis:NO MA!!!

(redneck mom slaps sons weiner with dillywacker)

Clevis:oooooohhh ma it burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by chickenpotpie45 October 15, 2011

dillywinker

A goof ball with smelly toes and long pubes

Jessica is such a dillywinker

by T-rection July 27, 2022

dollywacker

when a guy wacks another guys dick or a girl wacks another girls pussy

Don't touch me you dollywacker

by sa dsa January 12, 2005

Dillywanker

When a man named zeb and a man named dylan have anal sex then before dylan cums in zeb they both yell diliwanker

I came in the room and found my brother and his friend yelling DILLYWANKER!! DILLIWANKKER!!!

by Wankerdonker November 29, 2016

dollywhacker

Registered charity D.O.L.L.Y.W.H.A.C.K.E.R.
...Which stands for...

"The European Collective for the action against dislexic discrimination."

"Dolywhacker is not just a job for me, It's a way of life."

by Jim Hodgson October 3, 2003