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Doing numbers 

A reference of one's ability to successfully coordinate the accumulation and/or distribution of units.
Kevin was really doing numbers today at the office, he successfully completed 9 projects!

Mary's website did numbers today, she made $1200 in 3 hours making fetish foot porn!
Doing numbers by 🐺 September 20, 2022

pussy doing numbers 

Countless sex partners
That pussy doing numbers slow down.
pussy doing numbers by Ree3 February 1, 2017

doing the numbers 

a reference to the mutual oral sex activity commonly known as 69
Dave and Marsha seem to have realy hit it off. I think they were doing the numbers after the party.
doing the numbers by BirdWatcher November 10, 2008

Doing The Numbers 

code name-The act of 69ing. Either m+m ,f+f, m+f simultaneously performing oral sex on eachother.
Guy:hey lets do the numbers when we get home

girl:i cant wait to suck your dick
guy:true, i cant wait to eat your pussy out at the same time

Guy: hey me and that hot chick are doing the numbers after school
guy2: nice dude
Doing The Numbers by blerbertswag1 September 19, 2013

doin numbers 

Making money, doing profits
invest in our stock and now we doin numbers
doin numbers by Amsmams August 21, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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