dogsnot

A very sweet man, who is devilish tendencies. His hobbies are having sex, getting high, and getting drunk.

Fuck me harder, DOGSNOT!

by YearRoundPMSGirl November 28, 2003

dog snot

The clear fluid that dribbles from the eye of a gentlemans pleasure pole prior to the big unloading..

So called because it is similar in taste and consistency to the stuff that leaks out of Fido's nose..

Useful for lubricating the mammaries as you thrust the man-meat between them before giving madam a pearl necklace..

Madam: "Have you cum?"..

Sir: "Not yet darling.."

Madam: "Whats that mess on me tits then?"..

Sir: "That's just dog snot dear.. Tadpole soup will be delievered shortly..

by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010

dog snot windows

Nasty,disgusting,windows on cars that are smeared with snot from doggy passengers pressing their noses against the glass. Most commonly found on behemoth "granny tank" autos owned by a little old ladies with 3-5 poodles.

Check out the dog snot windows on that Coupe DeVille.

by wolfbait51 May 4, 2011

Dogshot

Hitting someone when they cannot see it directly coming. Usually in a physical altercation hitting them from behind in the head with their bare hands, a weapon, or just to stun the person in some way.

Person 1 Did they get into a fight?

Person 2Yeah bro he offered him out the front

Person 1 So who won? did they punch on bro?

Person 2 Yeah bro he dogshot him when he turned his back and knocked him out, was dog as bro.

by spitfirzuuu_aus May 28, 2021

DOGKNOT

A kinmd deed which goes wrong.

Inviting the intersex person Krytelline Aphrodite for an interview then discovering s/he had jutting teeth with one missing causing incomprehensibility.

by hylas 2002 August 1, 2003

dogknot

"Any male with a sack

cliff meyer has a dog knot

by Cursive March 14, 2005

dogsnow

When you take a Solid brick of cocaine and drown it in liquid shit and eat it as you would a giant rice crispies treat dessert.

You coming tonight? I heard there’s gonna be Dogsnow.

by Keirac17 May 18, 2018